I told my wife I was alive, well and free.

I gave a salute with a ferret on my head.

I didn't tell my family I was going to Iraq.

We were unlucky. We hit an improvised explosive device.

Grandma served egg and chips to Winston Churchill

If you were caught, they'd knock seven bells out of you.

You want an intelligent thumb on the red button

I fell in love with the Spitfire at the age of six

You'd wait to hear about the boy you'd been dancing with.

On a base of 5000, I might have been the only BAME person there

we didn't see him again. We were, what, three, four and five...

The dress code is constantly changing to reflect different faiths